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Dick's Last Resort

$79.99
Dick's Big Meat Challenge

Eat two large steaks*, Dick's huge 12" wiener, plus our Macho Nacho appetizer, house salad, a double portion of cheddar mashed taters, and a double order of broccoli within one hour and you eat free!
If you die in the process, yer party still has to pay!

*Consuming raw or undercooked meat or seafood may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. All burgers cooked to medium-well. Before placing your order, please inform your server of any food allergies.

"Dick's Shameless Self-Promotion"

Be sure to check-in on Facebook for free ketchup!
www.DicksLastResort.com

Mason Jar Mixes

(All prices include your take-home souvenir glass)

Sucker Punch

Ole Smoky White Lightning Moonshine and Hunch Punch Moonshine with strawberry lemonade. This one will sneak up and hit you where it hurts!

Dick's Red Rocket

Ole Smoky White Lightning with Raspberry, Blue Curacao, lemonade and Sprite. Topped off with Grenadine. Get ready for Launch!

Dick's Rum Runner

Don Q, Myers, Banana, Blackberry Liquor, Orange Juice and Pineapple. Topped off with Grenadine. Arrgh...She Blows Mateys!

Angry Balls

We mixed Fireball with Angry Orchard to create a sweet cinnamon-spiced brawl in a glass. Smooth with a kick, just like that one ex you shouldn’t text back.

Dick's Iced Tea

Ole Smoky White Lightning Moonshine, Don Q 151 and Gin with lemon sour topped with Coke. This is how Dick likes his Iced Tea.

Berry Royal Buzz

A wild mix of Crown Royal whiskey, cranberry juice, strawberry purée, and a splash of watermelon Red Bull to keep the chaos going. Sweet, fruity, and just reckless enough to fit in around here. Sip responsibly—or don’t, we’re not your mom.

14oz Pint Glass

Ice Cold Draft Beer

Ask about our draft selections featuring Bud Light, Michelob Ultra, and other Dick's favorites.
(All prices include your take-home souvenir glass)

Bottled Beers

  • Budweiser
  • Bud Light
  • Coors Light
  • Miller Lite
  • Michelob Ultra
  • Corona
  • Dos Equis
  • Heineken
  • Sam Adams
  • Goose Island IPA
  • Angry Orchard
  • Fat Tire
  • Stella Artois
  • Blue Moon
  • NUTRL
  • Modelo Especial
  • White Claw
  • Guinness (Big Beer)
  • PBR (Big Beer)
  • High Noon
  • Heineken 0.0 (N/A)

Wines

Bota Chardonnay or Bota Cabernet

Shooter Glass

(All prices include your take-home souvenir glass)

Trashcan Shooter

It’s all in here so just do a shot, and get a ride home. Grain Alcohol, Don Q 151 and fruit punch.

Cake By the Ocean Shot

If you haven’t, then you’re missing out. Deep Eddy Vodka, DeKuyper Peach with orange and cranberry juices.

The BJ Shot

Hands behind your back and no teeth. Coffee Liqueur, Irish Cream Whiskey and whipped cream.

Lemon “Drop It Like It’s Hot” Shot

Deep Eddy Vodka, Lemon Juice, and a whole lotta Pucker!

Dick's Last Resort

4.5oz FUN BOWL
There is enough to share. But only if you want to!

Punch Drunk

This one sure packs a PUNCH with Don Q 151, Grain Alcohol, and our secret fruit punch recipe.

Big Dick Super Margarita

Go BIG or Go HOME! Corazon Blanco Tequila and premium citrus sour.

Watermelon Wingman

Corazon Blanco Tequila gets wild with Gran Gala, melon liqueur, sour mix, lime, and a shot of Watermelon Red Bull to fuel the madness. Sweet, tart, and just chaotic enough to make happy hour unforgettable—or unexplainable.

Balls Deep ‘N’ Cider

Whoever drinks this will get their fair share of Deep Eddy Vodka, some infamous Fireball, and some smooth Angry Orchard.
We can’t promise what will happen after one of these.

14oz Pint

Not everyone can handle the big ones so here are some Lil' ones for ya!
(All prices include your take-home souvenir glass)

Margs ‘N’ Mules

Lil' Dick Margarita

El Jimador Tequila, Gran Gala, and premium citrus sour.

Strawberry Margarita

Feeling fruity? We add pureed strawberries to our Lil' Dick Margarita, but it still has a kick.

Hot Mess Margarita

We threw some Tanteo Jalapeño Tequila, fresh lime, and a whole lot of attitude into a glass—then cranked up the heat with jalapeños. It’s bold, fiery, and just spicy enough to burn your bad decisions away.

American Mule

Deep Eddy Vodka, fresh limes, pure cane syrup, and ginger beer.

Mexican Mule

This is one S.O.B Mule (South of the Border)! El Jimador Tequila, fresh limes, pure cane syrup and ginger beer.

Show ‘Em Yer Booze

Squeeze My Lemonade

Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka with fresh lemons and Sprite.

Frootie Tootie

Captain Morgan Rum, DeKuyper Banana Liqueur, pineapple juice and strawberry purée.

Trashcan Punch

For light weights, just kidding! Grain Alcohol, Don Q 151 and Dick's homemade fruit punch.

Tropic Thunder

Brace yourself for a tropical storm of flavors! Captain Morgan, Malibu, Amaretto, Raspberry liqueur and a bold strike of Gin come together for a drink that hits hard and fast. Sweet, fruity chaos with a kick—because calm seas never made legendary nights.

Orange Crush

Deep Eddy Vodka, Triple Sec, orange juice and Sprite, all garnished with orange slices.

For Yer Fingers!

Or appetizers for ya fancy people.
(For an additional amount)

Macho Nachos (Substitute Tater Tots*)**

A ginormous heap o’ Crispy Chips loaded with Cheez Sauce, Chili, Jalapeños, Chipotle Ranch ‘n’ much mo’.

BBQ Nachos (Substitute Tater Tots*)**

Kinda like the Macho Nachos but not really. Chips, Cheez, Pulled Pork, BBQ Sauce, Chipotle Ranch ‘n’ mo’.

D’s Flounder Nuggies

Deep Fry’d Deliciousness, Served with a lil’ Chipotle Ranch ‘n’ a Lemon Wedge to look Fancy!

Drunken Shrimp

1lb. of Beer Boiled Peel ‘n’ Eat Goodness Seasoned with a lil’ Old Bay, Served Chilled or Hot if that’s yer thing.

Daddy Dick’s Redneck Fondue

A giant portion of seasoned Tater Tots with Queso, Bacon, Sour Cream ‘n’ Green Onions for dippin’.

Motha Cluckin’ Good Chicky Wings

Basket or Bucket** We do ‘em with Bones or without. Fry’d yer way ‘n’ Served Plain or Sauced. BBQ, Old Bay or Buffalo (bone-in only).

Fry’d Pickles

Like you wish yer Mama made ‘em.

Cheez Sticks

Ooey Gooey Fry’d goodness.

Dick’s Sampler Platta (Serves 4-6)

Chicky Tenders, Fry’d Pickle Chips, Buffalo wings, Cheez Sticks.

Grub!

These are Entrees in case yer wonderin’.

Seafood ‘N’ Stuff

Feelin’ Fry’d Fishy?

10oz. of Fry’d Flaky Flounder with Homemade Tartar Sauce for Smotherin’ if ya like, with a fancy Lemon Wedge. Served with 2 sides.

Grilled Salmon*

6oz. Salmon Filet Grilled ‘n’ Topped with Tropical Salsa. Served with 2 sides.

Fry’d Shrimpies

Jumbo Fry’d Shrimpies. Served with 1 side.

Dick’s Fishy Tacos

Crispy Flounder nuggets stuffed into soft tortilla with a messy pile of lettuce, tomato, and a drizzle of smoky Chipotle Ranch. Tastes like the ocean had a party and forgot to clean up. Served with Chips ‘n’ Queso.

Dick’s Got Crabs! Market Price

1lb. of Steamed Snow Crab Legs with just the right amount of Old Bay ‘n’ a side of Savory Drawn Butter. Served with 2 sides.

Cowlicious (For an additional amount)

NY Strip*

The Classic 10oz. cut Grilled to Perfection. Served with 2 sides.
Make it Surf ‘n’ Turf with 3 Shrimpies** or Double Shrimpies**

Sirloin Steak*

The Classic 10oz. cut Grilled to Perfection. Served with 2 sides.
Make it Surf ‘n’ Turf with 3 Shrimpies** or Double Shrimpies**

Black ‘N’ Blue Burger

A Cajun-spiced, blackened burger piled high with tangy blue cheese crumbles, and all the fixins. Bold, messy, and guaranteed to leave your taste buds in a headlock. Served with 1 side.

Bacon Cheddar Burger

Meat, Bacon, Cheez, ‘n’ all the Fixins! Served with 1 side.

Consuming raw or undercooked meat or seafood may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. All burgers cooked to medium-well. Before placing your order, please inform your server of any food allergies.

 More Grub!

Yes, more entrees, just fer yer.
(For an additional amount)

Pig ‘N’ Plenty

Dick’s Big Pig

Pulled Pork Topped with Carolina BBQ Sauce ‘n’ Slaw. Served with 1 side.

Hawaiian P.I.G. Tacos

Aloha! Our Delicious Pulled Pork on Top of a Bed of Creamy Slaw ‘n’ Tropical Salsa, Drizzled with Ling Ling BBQ Sauce all on Flour Tortillas. Served with Chips ‘n’ Queso.

Baby Back Ribs

Served with Slaw ‘n’ 1 side. Half rack or Full rack**.

Ribs ‘N’ Wings

Pork Ribs ‘n’ Buffalo Chicky Wings. Served with 1 side.

Dick’s Huge 12” Wiener

Like ‘em Long? Try our Meaty, Mouth Watering Ultra-Tasty 12 Incher on a Bun. Served with Chili, Cheez ‘n’ Onion or just Plain Naked! Served with 1 side.

Pastamia

Mama Dick’s Mac ‘N’ Cheez

Cavatappi Pasta ‘n’ Bacon Tossed with a Three Cheez Blend.
Add Grilled Chicky or Steak**, **

Dick’s Not So Famous Chicky Alfredo

A Grilled or Blackened Chicky Breast on top of a bed of Fettuccine, with Homemade Alfredo Sauce.

The Green Stuff!

We aren’t total savages!
(For an additional amount)

Grilled Chicky Caesar Salad

Figure it out, Genius!
Substitute Salmon or Steak**, **

Buffalo Chicky Salad

Crispy Fry’d Buffalo Chicky tossed on a bed of lettuce and tomato, topped with crunchy tortilla strips, tangy blue cheese crumbles, and a smothering of ranch.

Street Salad...

Street Corn Salad that is! Grilled Corn, Black Beans, Cotija Cheez, Tortilla Strips, Diced Tomatoes, Red Onion, ‘n’ Mixed Greens tossed up in our Chipotle Ranch with a Smidgen of chopped Cilantro.
Add Grilled Chicky or Steak**, **

Chicky Licky Good

The Dolly

Voluptuous Grilled, Blackened, BBQ or Fry’d Chicky Breasts. Served with 2 sides.

Chicky Fry’d Chicky

Fry’d Chicky Breasts Smothered in Jalapeño Gravy. Served with 2 sides.

Dick’s Big Cluckin Sandwich

It’s as simple as it sounds. Grilled, Blackened or Fry’d, served with all of the fixins. Served with 1 side.

More Ons

Add Ons… Better loosen yer belt!

  • Shrimpies*

  • Crab Legs

  • Chicky Breast

  • Pulled Pork

  • Huge 12” Wiener

  • Pork Ribs Half Slab

  • House or Caesar Salad

Sides

Cause ya need options, am I right?

  • Fresh Steamed Broccoli

  • Green Beans

  • Fiesta Corn

  • Cheddar Red Skin

  • Mashed Potatoes

  • Frys or Tater Tots

  • Loaded with Chili ‘n’ Cheez**

  • Substitute any included side with a side salad for **

Consuming raw or undercooked meat or seafood may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have certain medical conditions. All burgers cooked to medium-well. Before placing your order, please inform your server of any food allergies.

Fer Dat Sweet Tooth!

Brownie Sundae for 4

Served in a Souvenir Keeper bowl.
Double the Brownie 'n' Ice Cream 'n' make it Dessert for 4.

Extreme Brownie Meltdown

Fudge Brownie Topped with a Whole Hershey's Bar, Hershey's Syrup, Heath Bar Crunch, 'n' Ice Cream...nuff said!

Not Yer Mama's Cheesecake

Rich 'n' Creamy with a Strawberry or Chocolate Drizzle.

Fancy Schmancy ‘O’ Proof Stuff

Comes with yer very own souvenir cup!

Pineapple Express

Pineapple, passion fruit, and lemonade. A fast track to tropical vibes. (No ticket needed)

Berry Thirsty

Watermelon, Grenadine, and Red Bull. Fruity, bold, and everything you want more.

Redneck Riviera Spritz

Blood Orange and sparkling soda. No need to fly to Italy when the Redneck Riviera’s serving up the good stuff right here.

Espresso Yourself

Espresso, coke, and vanilla syrup. Because being bubbly and bitter is the best combo ever.

Burn Notice

Tropical fruit and vodka, with a splash of orange juice and lime, leaving you with something you’ll remember forever.

Purple Rain Spritz

Lavender and lemonade with fizzy soda. Light, refreshing, and just dramatic enough to make you feel fancy.

Be sure to visit us at:
www.DicksLastResort.com
For everything Dick’s!

Allergen Information

Allergen Information Guide

Please review allergen information before ordering

⚠️ X = Contains Item, DO NOT ORDER!!
Allergen Information Guide
Item Nuts Dairy/Egg Wheat/Gluten Soy Garlic/Onions Shellfish/Seafood
Apple Chicken Salad Pecans Bleu Cheese Crumbles OK OK Red onions/Seasoning OK
BBQ Combo OK Coleslaw Fries X All Sauce/Seasoning OK
Broccoli OK Garlic Butter OK OK OK OK
Brownie OK X X X OK OK
Burgers OK All Cheese/Bun Bun/Fries Bun Onion/Seasonings OK
Cheese Sticks OK X X X X OK
Cheese Cake OK X X X OK OK
Chicken Ceaser Salad OK Ceaser Dressing/Cheese Croutons Ceaser Dressing Dressing/Croutons/Seasoning Ceaser Dressing
Chicken Fried Chicken OK X X X X OK
Chicken Tenders OK X X X X OK
Chicken Wings OK Garlic Parm All Sauces All Sauces All Sauces All Sauces
Corn Dog - Kids OK X X X X OK
Crab Legs OK Crab Butter Fries X X X
Dolly OK Fried Option Fried Option, Order Grilled OK Seasoning X
Fish N Chips OK X X X Seasoning X
Fried Shrimp OK X X X X X
Gator Bites OK X X X X X
Green Beans OK OK OK OK Seasoning OK
Grilled Cheese - Kids OK X X OK X OK
Grilled Corn on the Cobb OK Butter Butter/Seasoning Butter/Seasoning Butter/Seasoning OK
Grilled Salmon OK OK OK OK Peach Salsa X
Ice Cream OK X X X OK OK
Mac & Cheese OK X X OK X OK
Mashed Potatos OK X X OK X OK
Nachos OK Queso/Sour Cream X X Queso/Chili/Green Onion OK
Nachos - Pork OK Queso/Sour Cream X X BBQ sauce/Green Onions OK
Pickled Chips OK X X OK X OK
Reduced-Fondue OK X X X Queso/Green Onions OK
Ribs OK Coleslaw Fries BBQ Sauce BBQ sauce/ Coleslaw/Seasonings OK
Ribs and Wings OK Ranch/ Bleu Cheese/Garlic Parm Sauce Fries Buffalo/BBQ/Ran ch/ Bleu Cheese All Sauces/Dressing/Seasoning OK
Sample Platter OK X X X All Sauces OK
Shrimp - Grilled OK Butter Butter/Seasoning Butter/Seasoning Butter/Seasoning X
Side Salad - House OK Cheese/Dairy Dressings Croutons OK Green onions/Dressings OK
Sirloin/NY Stripping Dinner OK Butter OK Seasonings Seasonings OK
Spinach Artichoke Kale Dip OK X X X X OK

Disclaimer: During normal cooking/kitchen procedures, these foods may have come into contact with any given allergy.

Therefore, while we provide this guide for the convenience of our guests, we cannot guarantee that any single menu item is completely free of any given allergy.