FREE
CORONAVIRUS VACCINES!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE -
DICK'S LAST RESORT, the nationwide restaurant chain infamous for its sarcastic servers, is proud to announce its national giveaway of FREE CORONAVIRUS VACCINES.
"That's right," said Ryan Carlson, the chain's Chief Fun Officer, "each of our restaurants will be giving away FREE Coronavirus Vaccines for the entire month of March! Supplies ARE limited as we're the first business to have this vaccine available for public distribution."
Coronavirus, also known as COVID-19, has affected many cities in which Dick's Last Resort operates.
"We felt compelled to do our part to offer some relief with all of the craziness circling around this pandemic," said Joe Hartsock, Brand President. "Our Coronavirus Vaccine cocktail is a perfect alcoholic blend guaranteed to take your mind off the media hysteria. It's a very tasty custom cocktail hand-crafted by Dick himself, a mediocre bartender and aspiring amateur rocket scientist."
"We're not joking when we say it's free," continued Carlson. "Just pop into any of our restaurants nationally and tell your bartender that you need vaccinated!"
Dick's Last Resort, with dozens of locations from coast to coast, was the pioneer in "eatertainment" venues. It's locations are well-known for its sarcastic servers who poke fun at guests and deliver life-long memories in addition to good food and extremely strong alcoholic libations.
--
For directions to your nearest Dick's Last Resort to get YOUR free Coronavirus Vaccine, visit www.dickslastresort.com.
@ Dick's Last Resort • All Rights Reserved • Website by James